harryflack: remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold
tardis-in-purgatory: i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”
hetaliagirl104: oflittlenote: hetaliagirl104: This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow. Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. Thanks. Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies abusive relationships, and is just...
Reblog this and I will make a dress based off your...
bunnygirlwiththecakes: I will stop at 250
magikarp: we’re in mexico and my brother said he can’t read the clock because he cant speak spanish
thelilnan: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE OKAY AJAX SOAP THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE” AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
mirrortraffic: NEW DEVELOPMENTS apparently my mom is not even home and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
Reblog for Satan, ignore for Jesus.
ijustwanttohugdavidtennant: kilisbeard: always reblog for Satan
ygrittesnow: ygrittesnow: ygrittesnow: ygrittesnow: ygrittesnow: my goal for this semester is to title all of my papers using lyrics from kanye west songs i’m in it to win it mothafuckers no one has noticed yet i feel like my references to kanye west may be lost on my 40+ year old professors five weeks left in the semester and i’m still going strong
whoever reblogs this by the 3rd of April will have...
fresh-bloom: fresh-bloom: My mum and dad are going to scotland, ireland, england, america, egypt and france and they are taking all that i write down with them so your url could be anywhere! writing down all urls in 1 hour so get reblogging!
thewanderingdreamer: birdbrainblue: mixedbyziggy: I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an extensive vocabulary That is unequivocally the most asinine statement I’ve heard, and I’m fucking offended by your fatuous attempts to attack my intelligence based on my parlance You rude piece of shit #go forth and fornicate with thyself heathen
existentialentropy: padlockigami: batreaux: this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels* and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda* And this, this is my Lennon closet *Shows you entire Beatles/John Lennon collection* and this is my pantry *pots bang* *noah beye exits* gUESS WHAT I HAVE REALIZED
pattyesque: I think what we need to truly appreciate here is the fact that Charlotte left Lizzie with Darcy and then just ate all the Chinese food herself. I salute you, Charlotte.
emporbooty: gamblingemperor: emporbooty: gamblingemperor: 1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER 1324 is not in order Matt ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE Science
pewpewlasernipples: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks 15 minutes late they clearly weren’t russian looks like they were stalin sometimes you just need tsarbucks and if your late soviet
fefaerie: are you ever just VIOLENTLY REMINDED OF HOW MUCH YOU LOVE A CHARACTER
Just so we're clear
Cocaine possession: 3-5 years in prison
Crack possession: 15 years in prison
Pirating music: Civil lawsuit and/or up to five years in prison
What these little rapist shits got: One year in prison
Reblog if you're Single.
Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother 11 million
sheepingly: the-populoser: the-populoser: everyone who reblogs this will get their url written down on a piece of paper and passed to a random stranger at Anime Boston on May 24-26 are you guys happy Omg bless your heart OP, your poor hands jfksjfls
tablespoons: “teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
fandompotato: letsgofangirlinthiscornerok: Tumblr user wish-upon-a-youtuber is planning on killing herself this Sunday. If anyone knows her or any information that may help save her life, please tell me. I don’t wan her to go and I’m sure none of you do either. guys seriously if you see this on your dash reblog it because you might not know anything, but your followers might guys
everyone: hazelgrace: augustuswaters: okay? okay [SOBS VIOLENTLY]
erisedbadger: When you feel bad about your procrastination, remember that Harry had 3 months to do figure out the golden egg clue and he waited until the like night before to do it. At least you’re not gonna die for not doing your homework.
vvebkinz: vvebkinz: WAIT CAN PEOPLE SEE THE NAMES OF THE FILES YOU SEND THEM VIA EMAIL APPARENTLY YOU CAN AND I JUST EMAILED MY TEACHER AN ESSAY LABELED FUCK THIS ASSIGNMENT WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS BEFORE IM FLEEING THE COUNTRY
intoxilation: I start my first day of work today….and my car battery is dead. YAY you’ll do fine
fishingboatproceeds: allthingsbagel: fishingboatproceeds: danisnotonfire: amazingphil: kickthepj: crabstickz: People Are Easy To Kill is that john green no
kaylakay19: radstunts: I JUST PEED MYSELF
livestolaugh: highsch00ls: 5evamore: when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive. works for me
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math that’s 110% wait I just got the joke
p-a-n-s-y: shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever